Whatever

Lemme guess, invisible ink too?

 

The jars!! The jars are clear!! Why label what you can see?

 

It’s your dogs truck. Not yours

 

No peeing in the house or organizing your screws. I can take a hint

You're seriously holding out on the pup pictures! We need more

He gets that from his momma

^what he didn't say.

 

Maybe I already was, which could explain why I didn’t remember……and burnt the food

Are you offering again?

You’re tied for first as my favorite!

Hey there Dirk
Tks… figured it was time for a change
You’re the other in my #1 favorite spot

 

I mean....he's nice enough, but I just wish he'd go

 

well this here is a problem

 

Just got home from the lake ,beautiful day .

 

I do complain a lot I’ve been told ​

 

Okay, now I’m really intrigued.

 

I know there is a 1/4” stainless nut in here, with a close enough lock washer… mmmmm fine threads!!!

 

please tell me you've watched Star Trek before.

 

Y’all talkin aboot yer neighbors yard?

 

That, and a bunch of 12ga shells

I never have

 

My fan was on, couldn't hear a word he said he's a low talker....I just nodded alot and he left!

 

I watched the original with William Shatner. I don’t remember the name so it must be the next generation one. I was long haul trucking during that era and never got to see it.

 

You've had over 50 years!!

And you've had over 30

Yes, it's a next gen reference.

Captain Jean Luc Picard is who our fluffy asshole is named after.