Shop Time w/T.W. Friends

Meh, that had 5,000 miles left!

Damn I wish I could share pictures of the carnage we come across. Unfortunately it falls under social media guidelines and I can't do it, especially since several of you have figured out who exactly I work for

 

No issues here, descriptions are good enough sometimes!

 

In Maine, we call that brannew! Or, shes friggin mint bub!

 

I've coined the term shitsfuckedyoletsrunnitofft-perfect. The big boss is always like, "what!?"

 

Sounds a lot like our “fuckin runnah!”

 

I'm stealing that!

Lived in Mississippi for 8 years and now live in the PA mountains (which has a language all its own). My accent/dialect is interesting to say the least. Co-workers are always puzzled when I get frustrated or excited as I start saying some weird shit

 

Will they let you replace all the sprockets and put on a new chain? Or just polish turds like I did today?
Man o man I'm

 

I go camping once a year at a men’s weekend type thing where one of the guys is from Pennsylvania. The only way I can tell Is the way he says water. To him it’s woohter lol

 

I've had several. It's like being on the that show, "Naked and Afraid". You're stomach is empty, you're afraid, and your bare a$$ is about to appear on a TV screen.

 

If you are at your dentist appointment you got troubles...

 

That's true anytime something goes "in through the out door". Damned doctors!

 

@Fargo Taco , what you think of that sequel?

 

I had a bout with diverticulitis a couple years back and had to have a colonoscopy as a follow up. The prep is miserable, and considering I was only 37 at the time I figured comedy was my best way to cope. As soon as they backed my bare ass was backed into that room I said, “that camera is way bigger than I thought, I hope you’ve got extra drugs!” I was kidding of course, but man the hangover was a nightmare!

 

This is almost as painful as a colonoscopy, my wife took this picture of a bass I caught last week, where I broke my pole setting the hook. Not cool!

 

You land the fish?

 

Looks like a beautiful place to break a pole at least.

 

You know it! Somehow she didn’t send me that pic.

 

It’s a treasure in my backyard. Saw a bald eagle, some ducks, a dead great blue heron, and a cooler full of Miller lites all in one day.

 

I should mention she out fished me 4-2