Whatever

Good Morning. One more hour of sleep... Priceless.

 

I been here since 7 pm

 

Wait!!!! What happened?

 

Morning Whatevers

 

Good morning whatever’s
Da girl is off to the beach today with her mom , and I’m stuck working

 

night shift just about knocked one out of the park last night!! Instead of I'm like


I went ahead and put for vacation next week. I won't spend the entire week but going to meet friends in Colorado.
Not approved yet, but pretty sure..

 

You walked away from the business...everything went to shit.

 

That was unkind.

Spoiler

 

I meant Benji.

 

So uh.. Where do we sign up to be your kid? I've never bought a $50k car either and just wondering what it would feel like

Sorry, I'm sure you've been poked enough about it. That sucks that this isn't something that you and your wife agree on but if you're able to afford it than your kid is one lucky sob.

Nice! We should have ours soon.

Did you pick it?!? I've always wanted to try one.

We expect pictures of this Colorado trip!

 

So, a buxom blonde goes to the craps table in a casino and plops down $5000.
“I hope you boys don’t mind. I feel lucky when I’m completely topless”
She peels off her shirt and rolls the dice…
“I won! I won!” She squeals as she grabs her chips and shirt and leaves.
“What did she roll anyway?” Asked one of the dealers
“Hell if I know. I thought you’d be watching”

Good morning whateverers

 

good morning.

What's on the books for today?

 

Random trivia…
Only three films in history have “swept the Oscars” by taking all top five awards. Best picture, best director, best screenplay, best actor and best actress. The three were…
It happened one night (1934)
One flew over the cuckoos nest (1975)
The silence of the lambs (1991)

 

Don't need no pins floating around my cab...

 

My kid is 16.5 years old and still hasn't logged into the online drivers training that I registered him for. I'm not going to bug him about it because I am not anxious to have my insurance rates jump exponentially when he starts driving.

 

I didn’t put my kids names on our car ins. They were covered under our policy. My friend owns an insurance company… he told me to do this. Said insurance companies don’t want you to know this. They got their own insurance when they got their own cars.