Whatever

@SRH i thought there was a fight today?

 

Random

 

I’ve got a couple cluttering up my backyard. You pay shipping and they’re yours.

 

po man’s Ditch Witch.

 

Next weekend

 

who told ya that nonsense........

 

“I bought some batteries but they weren’t included”

“I was on a bus beside a beautiful, blonde, Japanese girl. She told me she was a nymphomaniac but only got turned on by Jewish cowboys. I said “Hi, I’m Bucky Goldstein”

“I bought some powdered water but I didn’t know what to add”

“I went to the store but the door was locked. I yelled at the guy inside. He said “We”re closed”
I said “The sign says open 24 hours”
He said “Not in a row”

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

“Yesterday I…no wait, that wasn’t me”

-Steven Wright

 

Sometimes

 

@Red Mud Ray

 

I watched this really good documentary on drugs. I’m gonna start watching all the shows that way.

 

I may try this, thanks for keeping an eye out!

 

https://youtu.be/9CU0qHTp0o4

Random tube link

 

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Had some Hatch brats they were good

 

Hadnt had brats in a long time .. just been buying local sausage and boudain

 

Someone didn't take his meds today.

Nurse!

 

I’d take anything she was willing to give me.

 

So, a young, Native American lad went to his father one day…
“Father, why did you give me the name you did?”
“Well, my son, it has long been the tradition of our people to give names inspired by the first thing we see after the child is born. Such as Spotted Owl or Running Deer. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”

 

My Native American name is Broken Rubber!!






























































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