Crazy Town

I actually had a pew from a church that got ruined in that flood. Was in my kitchen in my old house.. had to leave it because “she” said so

 

Cool. How did you come to be in possession of the pew?

 

Maybe I can make you a replica of that pew. The old buzzard is leaving me his Alaskan Sawmill complete with chainsaws when he kicks the bucket.

 

my ex wife’s father’s
aunt got it from someone who demoed the church..when she died, we made the trek to some Pennsylvania town. Got a trampoline too. It was amazing actually coming back, it poured cats and dogs on the turnpike. We had it in my pick up and when we got home, it was bone dry.. could never figure it out actually..

 

Prolly old lady polyester rubbing against it over the years acted as a sealer.

 

Mrs Gritto will talk about it whenever she gets the chance.

You ain't gonna hear about it from me.

 

Random trivia…
Speaking of floods. On January 15, 1919 in Boston, a tank holding 2.3 million gallons of molasses burst. The ensuing wave was estimated at 35mph. It killed 21 people and injured 150 more.

 

Molasses in they asses

 

True fact
I forget where I saw that, but yeah.

That's hard to imagine.
Molasses going 35 mph?

 

Sticky on they dicky.

 

Kinda goes against the “You’re slower than molasses” thing.
I read about it in Reader’s Digest. I remember weird shit like that but can’t remember why I went in the kitchen.

 

Ugh

 

The mysteries of life.

 

Same

 

It was a long day

 

Yep, a long shitty day.

 

Mark Wahlberg's restaurant.

 

X2 Plus it’s raining now

 

Boo!!!

 

Yeah, I F##### him.