Whatever

It’s days like these that build character.

 

Fuck character, I just want to quit retire.

 

Only when your character purse is full.

 

I’m all fired up tonight. I had a nap and a bowl of Breyers chocolate ice cream.

 

You are all wound up... How do we unwind you??

 

It's none of your business what's in my purse.

Breyers?

 

I need to take a jump. The wild thang do make a man sleepy.

 

Spaghetti and creamed squash. It’s good to be king.

 

Let me get on this new poll real quick

-That's what I said

 

I heard all the people say... get down on it, get down on it...

 

Make it a 68 Shelby Mustang Gt 500. Number 001.

 

Done

 

They haint no 73 made.

 

Can you add “Huge ####” to the list?

 

I was given some incorrect information. That damn Dave!!

It wouldn't be fair, everyone would vote for that.

 

Not me, I want brains next time.

 

What would you do with huge hashmarks?

 

I showed a coworker, we both said he needed a welding jacket or at least sleeves.

I could think 5 Whatever regulars that might want a big d###...but not want to have a big d###...if you know what I mean...

 

Name em!!