Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

But hopefully far less hairy...

 

Utah Reptile center

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSrdQHZKd2p/


https://www.instagram.com/p/CSwi2mnjXiN/

 

Did that guy say "now what do I do?" after she was pulled away? Haha, that'd be my thoughts exactly...

Obligatory wtf:

One Ladybug's Surprise Appearance During A 59-Year-Old Man's Colonoscopy

 

A dirty talking real silicone sex doll for only $2499?

$2,499.00 - $2,999.00/Piece

 

Eh, i dinno, i don't want to have to clean the thing all the time. If they can build in some sort of semen composter, self cleaning option, id go for it .

 

Oh hell no, those are a maintenance NIGHTMARE. The sex robot made of 11,000 individual parts and a complex computer interface is WAY less high maintenance.

 

Cough drops and face masks don’t work well together. I got some mentholatum in my eyes and now I’m blind.

 

More importantly, they have an off switch.

 

Yep, Darwin is alive and well.

 

Poor guy

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/p7g1ni/poor_guy/?utm_name=iossmf

 

Is that his kid or wife?

 

Peter Dinklage's ghost twin is hovering over the laundry.

 

Ghostbusters already kicked down the door from the looks of it.

 

The only thing missing from this dependapotomus cage is a bunch of empty AAFES and commissary bags.

 

I think that's the odor wafting up off it...

 

They're far less maintenance when you just rent them for an hour or an evening.

 

Nepenthes holdenii is a tropical pitcher plant from western Cambodia, where it grows at elevations of 600–800 m above sea level.[1][2] The species was originally known from only two peaks in the Cardamom Mountains, but the discovery of a new population was reported in October 2011.[3] Seeds were collected in 2014 and the species was successfully introduced into cultivation.[4]