Whatever

today, for me, is Saturday, #1......

 

So, this one time at the farm a DEA agent stopped by. He said he was doing random marijuana checks and wanted to look the place over.

I said “Go right ahead officer. But if I were you, I’d stay out of the south pasture.”

He pulled his badge out of his pocket.
“You see this fuckin’ badge, mister? This fuckin’ badge says I am authorized by the federal United States government to go where I want. When I want. No questions asked. No answers given. Do I make myself clear, mister? Do you understand?”

I shrugged and said “That’s fine sir. Please proceed.”

It wasn’t long before I heard screams from the south pasture and saw the agent being chased by our Brahma bull.

I yelled at him “Your badge! Your badge! Show him your fuckin’ badge!”

 

Tomorrow is my Monday

 

I have heard several different versions of this joke about a bull chasing someone it’s not funny anymore.

 

I had a sort of similar incident about 3 years ago, with my Tacoma. I stopped at a local Chevron station to fill up on way home from work one evening. Got the nozzle properly inserted all the way into the filler neck, pulled the level, waited to make sure fuel was flowing... set the "lock" mechanism to keep the handle fully open so I could go in the store to grab a Gatorade. I get about half way to the store, when I heard a loud "SNAP!" coming from the area of my truck. I turned around.... and the nozzle had somehow gotten out of the filler neck and was laying on the concrete with what looked like 1/2 gallon of gasoline around it. To this day, I have no fcuking clue how the nozzle came back out after it had been there successfully for a good 10 - 15 seconds, but I will never trust another damn nozzle again.

 

Okay. Fine. I’ll stop telling jokes. So, how much lift do I need to fit 33s on a Tacoma?

 

You better not stop!! Sometimes they're actually funny

 

No don’t stop the jokes! They are usually funny!

 

I’ve done that at the Pilot when I was filling my work truck. It has 2 tanks and when the first one was filled, it shut off. The pressure of the fuel coming from the second pumped picked up and the nozzle came out pumping diesel fuel all over. I’ve also had one just pop out of the tank and go all over me, getting my clothes soaked with fuel. I come to expect that shit from myself from time to time.

 

Raking, painting, driving, etc.

 

Random Pole

 

Random lawnmowers, husky cuts better(nicer finish) so I use that one for inside the compound, the black one side hill cuts better so gets used outside the compound

 

Yeah, I'm hungry now

 

Row row row boat …. baby!

 

Finished-ish product:

(Ignore the cable )

One of the many love taps to the ceiling:


"We should just remove that screw and fix whatever they did...":


So, now I have just a wee bit of painting to do in a few:

 

Sooo, I was going to crack a joke, but pass on that one..
Before scrolling do the last picture was thinking wood glue and clamps.
Color is dark but looks great with wood trim!

 

That cable tho....

 

Seriously, who the hell jabs nails into their wood trim!?!?!? This house has never had renters in it which means the idiots who owned it prior or that built it are the ones to do that.