Whatever

A man goes to confession…

“Forgive me Father. For I have sinned.”

“What was the nature of your sin, my son?”

“I used some really bad language. I said the “F” word.”

“Oh, I see. Why would you do that?”

“Well Father, I was golfing. I teed off. It was going great until the ball hit a power line and dropped straight down.”

“Ah, and that’s when you swore?”

“No, not yet. A squirrel caught the ball and went scurrying away with it.”

“Which caused you to curse of course”

“No Father. Not yet. As I watched, an eagle swooped down, caught the squirrel and took off with it. Causing it to drop the ball which rolled to six inches from the hole”

“You missed the fucking putt?”

 

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Today. Or maybe tomorrow. It wasn't yesterday, but might have been the day before.

 

Morning Whateverers

No, but I might make myself one ahead of time...or buy one. I'm undecided. Shocking...

is this a breakfast thing? I've just got coffee

RV lodge??

An unattainable goal. You got any nice littles to get rid of that'll fit in my girl jeans?

 

Good morning and Happy (((almost))) Friday

 

@OneGiraffe , how about a angel food cake, pink frosting and donut sprinkles?

I'd make it for you...course im a excellent pastry chef...

 

yes!

So funny story (maybe not)...I decided to no longer go-to culinary school for a many reasons but a large portion was the fact that I would have to cut all my nails and take my earrings out for it. Uhhmm.. no

 

Good a reason as any to pass on that.
Confession #1 I'm not really a pastry chef..
Confession #2 I've never made a angel food cake...hmmm, believe it takes a special pan, and used to see grandmother hang them on a coke bottle to cool...oh hell yeah I could do it!
I do make most excellent chocolate chip cookies...for real.
That was a cool looking donut knife though, I know my daughter would love it.
Hope you get one.

 

You apparently have a 2016 and your ODO says you have 26,865 miles? WTF??? You ever drive that thing?

 

Mine a 2017 with 21k miles

 

Mine's a 2016 with 75k. And it's not even my daily driver.

 

My daily drive racks up 20k miles a year back and forth to work, so I drive a car that gets 28 mpg, tires that are cheap, and half the cost of my truck.

 

I remembered you weren't a chef but it is true that it's something I wanted to go into, specifically pastry. I'm not much of a baker though so I'm still working on that. The whole measurement thing

You're correct about the angel food cake. It does take one of those fluted pans though I'm sure you could slap something together that would work for it. I'm not much of an angel food cake person though so meh.

 

My daily driver only racks up about 10k/year. My DD is a fun car (Audi A4) and the tires aren't cheap but it's still way more fun to drive. I use the truck daily to take the pups to the dog park and on weekends for the daily beach/surfing runs. It's also my go-to vehicle for ski trips and summer cabin trips to UT.

 

When I used to eat a lot of carbs that was one of my favorites. I always asked my mom to do angel food cake for my b-day.

 

WRONG
I have 26,963
Now 26,967
Now 26,929

 

Your numbers go backwards? Wtf am I doin wrong?

 

Haha... I stand corrected! You're racking up the miles like a mad dog now

 

i mainly drive my work truck.. Taco is my baby. I get oil changed 1 time a yr cause of age not 3-5k
I’m taking her (not the wife) to WV for the next few days
GONE FEESHIN