Ontario BS Thread

oh fuk I think I peed a little.









Do you take apple gift cards as payment?

 

Yes, I was. Not much of a newbie run though, except if we talk about the heavy chevy team ...

Do you have a spare one?

 

Ring ring
"Hello ITrd"

 

My office is in a warehouse were things are manufactured.

I share a washroom with the shop guys that make all the things.

I find it DISGUSTING when guys spit their gum into the urinal, someone has to take it out of there. It is not a garbage.

It has been going on and on, I couldn't stand it anymore. So I made a sign and posted in above the urinal.

Someone didnt like it, as when I came in this morning it had the image of dumbness removed, and someone put please and thank you on it.

 

We have a guy that throws toilet paper pieces on the floor. He pulls the roll of paper and they rip off the roll. Either flush them or throw them out. Then the cleaning person has to pick up his mess. Makes you wonder what his house looks like. Stupid is as stupid does. Forrest Gump

 

Someone took a deuce in the urinal where I worked. Finding gum wouldn't have been nearly as traumatizing.

 

Yea the gum is not traumatizing.

I just know who the janitor is, and making him pick gum out the urinal. I find that just mean to force someone to do that for no reason. When you walk past a garbage to get into the bathroom.

Stupid just pisses me off


Now taking a dump in the urinal, that is next level ahole.

 

Maybe that person was a rape victim and got triggered by the "hide yo wife" dude in the meme?

 

Been at service ontario 4 hours. Please save me.

 

omg what are you trying to get done?

I bet something that will take 30 seconds.

 

Yep. Just transfer a single ownership for the dealership I work at.

 

Was it a Dyson urinal?

 

According to the label, it's approved by the National Skin Foundation (NSF) for use on all pornographic film sets.

 

Since this pandemic bs started, I have been working alone at the office. Everyone else works from home.

I have some pet spiders that keep me entertained.

Fed one his second house fly today, aww they grow up so fast

Last week was the 1st one, he has doubled in size since then.

 

With all the freaky viral and new sh*t coming out and mutations,,,, and your feeding spiders?

First a few flies....

Then the stray cat that hangs around the office disappears....

Then you come into the office one day....




It's gonna think your little can of raid is incense.

 

you wouldnt think they would be as much of a bitch to install but they are and it’s done.

@Tridet167 you get your AG Hangers in?

 

I haven't yet. Been busy and I think I'll need a full weekend because as you said it's a pain. Removing the rivets will be the toughest part from what I've seen. Did you get a bit of a lift with it?

 

Now it’s bolted @Windigo