Whatever

@TwistedTLM4

the water is fine. But it’s deep…

 

If it was high in fat wouldn't it float on the surface vs. sinking into the depths

 

I'm not a truck driver, but given how silly shippers and receivers are with truck drivers it's no surprise that some of them have to resign themselves to going primitive

 

Excellent question. I think the fiber emulsifies the fat and brings it down. Give it a go. And maybe some foot powder.

You clearly don’t know @Sweet Cheeks very well. He’s a real go-getter. Time is money baby.

 

Yeah but I choose to shit my pants so don’t act like there’s something wrong with me that I can’t help it.

 

This time those fuckers had nothing to do with it either. I tried to rip a really loud fart into my CB mic and ended up shitting my pants. Ahhh... making memories.

 

Dood, I had yard sales before fiber. I’m telling you, sinking is the way to go. Cuts down on the funk too.

 

Making brownies…
The humidity check valve malfunctioned?

 

Start laying that dragon from the back of the toilet so it sits against the back then gently bridges the gap and climbs up the front. Then leave it alone and go to the next stall to finish up.

 

Paint it red!

 

We ready for NASCAR!

 

I did this once, but in the bowl. It was a perfect double taper unbroken turd that looked to be 12 inches long and 2.5 inches around at the thickest point. It felt like my asshole was going to tear, but my butthole never winked. It was so perfect and came out so clean that I hitched up my pants and moved to the next stall to wipe. It was a masterpiece of fiber awesome with no curl just straight up out of the bowl

 

Similar experience but the damn thing broke surface during the flush and waved at me on the way down. My proudest moment and nobody else saw it
I called it ‘The Nixon’.
I reckon I’ll show myself out now….

 

Happy HAPPY BIRTHDAY @OneGiraffe

Hope your day has been filled with all of your favorite things!

 

Okay Randy Marsh

 

I bet Sharon is a sexy tiger under that frumpy attire

 

Yes. Been in the water before.

 

https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-l0HlKkRta8MwR7cvS

 

I’m back….WooT WooT

I took a hit from the ban hammer.
I violated the rules

I made a statement that I didn’t realize could be hurtful to others.

The worst part was not knowing why I was banned for 3 days.
I was worried someone hacked my account.
I had no idea why I was banned.
Not until I got off suspension and asked a mod.

I now see how it could have been interpreted that way.

Anyways, I’m back boys and girls.

BTW thanks for the thinking about me @JaCado