ASSHOLE PARKING

Close only counts in horse shoes, shotguns, hand grenades and atomic bombs.

No contact with the bike = No foul.

 

You fellas are so much more understanding than the hubbs would be
What he doesn’t know….

 

Meh, tell him you did that so he'd have plenty of room around his Prius.

 

Hey, I ride an '81 Honda CX500C, see avatar. Full restore by my hand.

Don't care about how close...........just NO CONTACT.

 

Oooh.... I had a '78 model back in the 90s. Fun machine.

Kinda sucked the day the acorn nut came off the water pump impeller, jamming it and snapping the impeller shaft....

 

This will just be our little secret….

 

if more people would park like that, vertically, we could fit more cars into the parking lots

 

No pictures but a story... Many years ago I was at a store with a buddy and his dad in his '78 Chevy 3/4 ton. His dad pulls into the lot and starts bitching about the jackass that has their Caddy double parked and he proceeds to park so close to the Caddy's drive side that we had to climb out the drivers side of the truck. We go into the store and get what we need, when we come out there's a woman cursing like a sailor while putting a note on his truck because it's snuggled up to her Caddy.

As we walk that way she realizes we're headed for the truck and comes towards us to give us a tongue lashing and.... It's my buddy's aunt, his dad's sister-in-law..... When she realized who it was she mf'd him up one side and down the other....

 

If they had a Tacoma with the locker and crawl they would have made it up the tree.

Hope no one was seriously hurt. How u even do that?

 

went to bass pro to load up on ammo. parked away from everyone. came back some chump in a busted up jeep parked right next to me and in my lane. forgot to take pics i was so upset. out of state plate.

 

Off topic question, @MTgirl what does this little green triangle mean?

 

Just a hunch but methinks it's an indicator for the user being online

 

That would make all the sense

 

OMG! That’s the signal that the TW tracking chip has been activated! THEY’RE WATCHING US, MAN!!!





I’m sorry for anything that they might have seen.

 

Spoiler

 

I sometimes don’t understand people

 

Have you seen the menu at the cheesecake factory? It's a spiral bound notebook full of tasty treats.

 

Basically asking for someone to key the car.