Whatever

Dammit!

 

Random shower thought…

What is the speed of dark?

 

Ask and receive!

https://www.wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/mobile/2013/06/20/what-is-the-speed-of-dark/

 

Depends on fluorescent , incandescent, or led

 

Dang Pibbs…. Hope everything goes well!

I have tons of PTO. I get shit from my counterpart if I use it

Where abouts????

 

Wow. I wasn’t really expecting an answer. Well, not one that made sense anyway.
Thanks

 

I did not fuck up my bread recipe this morning. Last time I may have slightly over proofed it a bit.

 

My doctor's office called three times in one day and all the times I missed it. This shit left me in a panic for a few hours. I tried calling back and got no where. When they did call back they were just calling to say my blood panel looked good.

 

Those would look like a rodent got into them if they were in my place. I'd hollow out the centers for that awesome goodness leaving behind the husk

 

So, Agent Perkins had been with the border patrol for many years and thought he had seen it all. Then one day a young man on a bicycle came rolling through. Strapped to his bike were many bags filled with sand.
“Yeah, this guy is smuggling something” thought Agent Perkins to himself. And ordered a thorough search. Which turned up nothing.
Every week for years this went on. The same young man with his bags of innocent sand.
Finally, Agent Perkins retired and was having a beer one day in the local bar. He spies the guy and goes over to buy him a drink.
“I’m retired now and have no authority to arrest you. Tell me, I know you were smuggling something all these years. What was it?”
“Bicycles”

 

new poll

 

Yes. I would take the kids place.

 

I heard a variation on this joke many years ago, where "Sam" wheels out a wheelbarrow full of sand every night from his construction job. He's stealing wheel barrows in this version of the joke.

 

Naw with a gal like that you're going to have to take her last name first. I don't care if people breast feed in public, but have modesty. She's likely just doing it to get a rise out of people.

 

i can’t stop staring at the unused one for some reason

 

Nobody ever starts a “chug chug chug “ chant in these situations , and frankly that disappoints me

 

I honestly don’t understand the “civilized” worlds obsession and problem with breasts. They are there for the purpose of nursing babies. In native peoples in South America and Africa, etc. they don’t have a problem or obsession with bare breasts. I’m as guilty as everyone else in loving boobies. I still don’t understand it.

 

That’s right Dave , #freethenipple