Whatever

I once did an inspection at an apartment building. I had the building owner's rep with me and the tenants have been notified we're coming 48 hours in advance. So we ring the door bell, bang on the door and announce who we are with no answer. The owners rep sticks the key in the door and opens it up. The tenant a rather large and hairy man stands up from the couch naked. The guy looked like Seth Rogan in Knocked Up. The crowing jewel was he had his flat panel TV paused on a pornographic movie. The only thing he says is oh I didn't hear you guys as he grabbed what I can only imagine was his spank towel to wrap around his waist. The entire apartment was littered with pizza boxes and Arby's bags. It's also 9AM in the morning, i've never wanked that early myself.

 

Good afternoon, friends

Spoiler

 

While you're down there...

*unzips*

 

600 posts behind..... and why isn't pussy or ass on this poll????

 

“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. You gaze briefly, get a sense of awe and look away” - Jerry Seinfeld

 

Like...way

Ohhhh, sorry. The answer we were looking for was cucumber

 

My randoms for the day

 

Wrong thread?

 

True!!!

 

Sup comrades?

 

I heard you got a moist and wet blow job from mother nature

 

We were driving back from a day trip and got caught up in it. was as if Mother Nature said “Leave NOLA for the Hurricane will you? Here’s a giant fucking thunderstorm to drive through mother fucker!!!”

20min drive took over an hour. Visibility was almost zero!!
Still made it to the ABC store before getting back to the house though.
No rain gonna keep me from my Tequila!!

 

Can’t until after the drug screen for this new job which will likely be delayed due to Ida so beverages it is!!!

 

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Sup Ho! You good with all the fires?

 

The things I would do for really good sushi…

 

Ehhhhh...noooo. Smoke is either tolerable or absolute hell depending on the wind. It's currently only a few miles south of the lake and not sure how well they can contain it if it moves east or west through the ranges or desolation wilderness. Not looking good. We need winds to die or precip, but not sure about either.

 

Nut n much, trying to get a image of fat hairy slob with nothing but a spank towel covering his junk, cleared out.
I might have to go back and visit the cleavage picture again. I think it helped...