Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

This thread isn’t funny, everyone here is an ass

 

I like the truck, but a 4x4 swap wouldn’t hurt ya

 

And yet you're here

 

I might as well have invented this thread with my level of assness. But I’ll have you know you almost made me spill my 8th beer just now so you’re up there too

 

I think that was correct use of too? Who fugding knowsZ. Not me.

 

Title of your sex tape...

 

Your cat looks like an Oreo!

 

No shit Sherlock.

 

Fun fact, the cat pictured is my moms cat named patches


Oreo the cat was was stolen by neighbors many years ago

 

Let’s hear it

 

F**king hey, it's been a couple of hours and no one can be bothered... Even your Mrs looks bored...

 

Bro the headlight filler panels are like $20

 

Lmfao.. you are proof that a child is a fully baked cream pie

 

It was late…

 

Sorry man… it’s a good looking truck. Shame I banged your mom in it

how’s that?

 

Did his bumper sticker say “old enough to Pee, old enough for me!” ?

 

i didnt see a picture of his truck to roast, so i was just being an ass about the picture available. and an even bigger ass since that was (probably) the reason for his handle. and ow i'm more pf
an ass since oreo was swiped by the neighbor. Anway lets get back to roasting!

 

yeah back to the roasting yA ass hat