ASSHOLE PARKING

It doesn’t work like that. I tried to get my boss’s truck towed and they told me that unless the property owner has a contract with the tow company, I would have to pay up front to have a vehicle towed. It would have been a good joke but not at the prices they wanted.

 

H377, I'd be willing to pay the tow fee.

The owner's car will land in an impound lot or the tow company's lot. Then the fees begin to stack quicker than the tow fee.

I would not bulldoze that car out of way. Too high a risk of damage making me responsible for the repair.

 

I’m cheap so I ended up going with dog crap under his door handle.

 

I have a dog, but I don't store samples of his sidewalk treasures.

 

No storage needed. Fresh is best.

 

I really hope you’re joking.

 

Do you really think someone was seriously suggesting you maim a stranger? Lighten up dude

 

This thread used to be fun.....

 

Brand new Lexus Convertible..still had temporarily tags. Too bad it doesn’t come with manners..

 

I was joking too

Seriously though, about the meanest thing I’m willing to do is put an obnoxious bumper magnet on the offending person’s vehicle. My friend and former boss put a yellow magnet with black lettering that said “Free Handjobs” on the passenger door of her then-boyfriend’s (now husband) Jeep. It was there for like two days before he discovered it!



I wish I was joking that my friend’s 40-something gym teacher husband drove around with the aforementioned magnet on his Wrangler for like two days, including parking in the faculty parking lot at the school where he works, but I’m not…

 

I’m thinking they were just trying to avoid door dings from other A-hole parkers. Probably a regular on this thread and knows what’s up.

 

He pissing on the bumper?

 

You beat me to it. I thought it was our poster doing the peeing though.

 

Are your serious!!!

 

I would do that, just not so much. Plus the Lexus on left was already over their line. They had no choice but play defense.

 

I would be beyond pissed. They look assigned, I would be looking for the owner to have a discussion

 

I guess it does look like he’s peeing on the bumper...and no it’s not me!!

 

vertical parallel parking on next drivers test?

 

That never seems to work out LMAO