Whatever

Leave your TPMS screen on for a couple of days. Carry your inflator just in case.

But yeah, leave it.

 

It can be. If you’re a vampire.

“Hello, can you spare a few minutes to talk about Dracula?”

“No! Wait…what? Dracula?”

“Yes”

“You’re vampires?”

“Yes. We have some pamphlets.”

“Vampires have missionaries?”

“Of course. Where else would new vampires come from?”

“I just assumed you bit them”

“There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?”

 

I usually leave on that screen anyways

 

Some things can't be replaced by a pretty view.

 

No leaks, you're good.

 

Such as lack of food diversity?

 

Mine stays on the tank milage screen as a constant reminder of what a shitty driver I am.

Best food diversity I ever had was in Houston, surprisingly enough. I would pit that town against all famous foodie destinations like NY, LA, Chicago,and New Orleans and give it even odds that it would win. Hell, it could give Paris a run for its money.

But man, I hated living there. The famous saying is "we work in Houston so that we have money to vacation anywhere but Houston."
Food: phenomenal. Cost of Living: great. Green Space: what's that? Traffic: Houston is an hour's drive from Houston. Quality of Life: nah.

DFW is a good step up, but still not what I wanted. I wouldn't have chosen here except that I got headhunted by a job a few years ago. One of these days I would love to find a viable way to live in the mountains. That sounds like heaven.

 

Meh, it gives us a reason to cook more though sorting a pantry with the staples of probably 10 different cuisines has been an impossible task. It looks like a 5 year old had a tantrum in it

There's just other things like good friends and having the familiarity and comfort of your surroundings. Everything's constantly new and it's exhausting as someone with anxiety.

 

When a time-out isn’t enough. Tranquilizer gun!

 

Happy Labor day

 

Tailgate picnic at the park❤️

 

Such a cutie! Did you look like her at that age? She looks exactly how I'd imagine you.

 

A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings. She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens. She is speaking in a cheery voice, "Hi. I'm so glad you called. Really? That's wonderful. I'm so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye." She hangs up and the man asks, "Who was that?" "Oh," she replies, "that was my husband telling me about the great time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

 

I totally believe that.

Thats the advertising of a fat lazy bastard

I have a peep and shoot one pin. I'm good like that. I'll post a pic later.

 

https://youtu.be/o3EAzf5fDpY

 

Better than I expected. I've listened to some before and couldn't get into it all that much.
But same can be said for me and Alan Parsons Project Tales of Mystery and Imagination. I play that once in awhile like seasonal music for Halloween. A friend used to listen to APP all the time and I thought meh, ok. Then found myself missing it.

 

https://youtu.be/ny7BM7wjYIc

 

That was a pain in the asss!!!