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Hey @TacomaDave
How nice of him to think of us.

Good morning to the rest of you.

 

The woods can be dangerous for pets. My brother was busy leveling his camper and let his Australian Shepherd get out of sight. It got attacked by something. The vet thinks it was a badger from the claw and teeth marks. Poor thing had to have several surgeries. I went and got one of those foldable pens to put mine in when she’s out of my lap.

 

Fuck spring clamps!!


Going to get lunch and go get more screw type clamps. One of 2 fuel filters 2/3 the way done.

 

Chips and dip for lunch.

 

Today's swear words and tool throwing is brought to you by - the C ring

 

Purchase good quality clamps.
I just switched out a screw clamp and went back to a spring style.

 

That’s the truth!! I threw a box wrench down getting pissed at the bolt on the clamp that holds the filter it self. I’m not even to the engine oil and hydraulic fluid/ filter yet.

 

My dogs cant handle their own bed, let alone a tent.

My pop-up has two beds and a nice sofa. They have to make a 3.5 foot vertical jump to be able to reach my bed, and yet, there they are. Muddy camp-smelling dog asses on my pillow.

 

Hard to like a pillow that smells like camp dog ass but I got a good laugh and can imagine for sure.

 

Absolutely hate em. It's like someone thought "what if...we took the holes off a snap ring that make it easier to remove/install?"

 

This one is the worst violator of the bunch.

She does it at home too. Every morning as soon as I get up for work, she's in my spot on top of the pillow. At least I keep them somewhat bathed at home.

 

I don't like this poll...anymore

 

As for the poll…I would name it “After you”.
Good pick up line.
“Wanna slip into your bikini and go for a boat ride? After all, I named it after you”

 

^

 

I would name it Off in Public, because you just can't beat Off in Public.

 

Speaking of camping, boating, lotion and cucumbers…
Four buddies went to a cabin on a lake. There were only two bedrooms so they had to share.
Next morning Joe looked like hell.
“I didn’t get a wink of sleep. Charlie snored like a chain saw all night. Tonight is somebody else’s turn.”
The next morning John looked like hell.
“That damn Charlie. How does his wife put up with that snoring?”
The next morning Dave looked well-rested and ready for anything. Charlie looked like hell.
“Before I went to bed I went over and gave Ol’ Charlie a big kiss on the lips. He stayed awake all night watching me”

 

I looked at myself in the mirror this morning and wondered…
“How the hell did I beat the other 100 million sperm cells?”

 

One thing I learned today... some of you can't operate a simple hose clamp.

 

Harbor freight for the win. $5 for the pack.