Whatever

I’m in the convenience store and the clerk asked me “Excuse me sir, why do you have a suppository stuck in your ear?”
I said “I do? Well now I think I know where my other hearing aid is.”

 

Fuck it. We're on mountain rules. If you're sittin, you're sippin

 

Probably to a Hobbsquatch or a goat.

 

In my time at the mental hospital I often wondered “Why do they call them “hallways” and not “psycho paths”?

 

Happy birthday @Pibbles99.

 

Happy birthday @Pibbles99

and @Hobbs because I suck and forgot to post it yesterday

 

Coworker just told me that she bumped up a few meetings this month because someone told her I was taking vacation last week of september.



I hope its a nice vacation.

 

Painting tunes

 

Knowledge - Knowing a tomato is a fruit

Wisdom - Not putting it in a fruit salad

Philosophy - Considering if ketchup is a smoothie

 

Dats deep rite dair!!!

 

No, but a bloody mary is.

 

After years of study, scientists have determined that the leading cause of dry skin is towels.

 

Is dis da same as dis?

 

Pro outdoorsman tip: A shark will only attack you if you’re wet.

 

Y’all can probably tell. I’m really bored this morning.

 

Yeah. I agree. Even though it was agents bowling green I really like how we played. Some new(er) players and new head coach. If we can keep playing the rest of the season the same way it could be a good season.


I saw Vanderbilt lost to East Tennessee State university. They are probably like bowling green. Didn’t watch the game so I’m not sure what all went on/wrong, But 23-3 is a big lose for them on a team like that. Vandy is our last game.

 

In theory…I guess.