Whatever

I asked the librarian
“Can you tell me where to find the “self-help” section?”
She said “Nope. That would be defeating the purpose, now wouldn’t it?”

 

For body carry I have a 380 LCP, with the square holster for the laser it looks pretty much like a wallet in my back jean pocket or nothing distinguishable at all in loose shorts.
Vehicles have heavier fire power 40 cals

 

Got one of does in my truck

 

My truck sometimes has a tennis racket that hangs off the passenger head rest, complete with a couple of 20 round mags and a coyote call just to be official.

Access cab rear passenger seats.

 

My rear cup holders on the center console are perfect size fer my Nikon binoculars

 

Monarchs?

 

Dey camo if dat helps

 

Thanks.

Now you guys all made me feel like I over thought all this

I assure you my first try on was not a happy moment and I've probably pulled this thing out of the package to remeasure and try on at least a half dozen times.

 

A cop pulled over a little old lady for speeding. While she was fishing in her purse for her license he noticed she had a concealed carry permit.
“Ma’am, do you have any weapons in your vehicle?”
“Sure do young man. I have a .380 here in my bag, a Glock 40 in the console, a .44 magnum in the glovebox and a 12 gauge pump in the trunk.”
“Geez lady, what are you so afraid of?”
“Not a damn thing, sonny. Not a damn thing.”

 

That's a good one for sure
I got pulled over riding my motorcycle to work one morning. I sure he didn't have a radar lock on me, he just said I had you going a little fast. I think more like he seen a headlight way off in the distance one second and me right behind him the next. He had been following a car right on their bumper. As soon as I seen the reflective highway p troll on the rear I got to breaking hard. He pulled off then back on as I passed, he pulled me over. After giving him my license he seen my cc permit and ask me no less than 3 times was I carrying. I told him no, if I was then by law I would right away inform you of it.
He gave me a warning ticket said slow down.
Thing would do 65 mph in first gear

 

I saw a robbery at the Apple store. I was an iWitness

 

Random

 

Are they wild?

 

Is that actually comfortable when you sit down?

 

No. We were rounding up our saddle horses.

 

Rando Brandos:

Shoulda taken a pic a couple days ago...the catbirds have been hitting the wild cherries pretty hard.
Beechnuts to the right.
Taken from the front balcony.




Sunflower field











And directly behind, a little country church

 

Yep, still wearing it now
The barrel sits perfectly in between and the band isn't so low that it digs into the legs. I can feel the slight tug of the silicone grippy stuff on the outside of my hips but it's not an uncomfortable amount of pressure.

Either way they're beautiful! Looks like a nice way to spend the day.