Whatever

Whatcha watchin on that there telly vision?

 

Don’t know what’s gunna be moar embarrassing when he grows up.. deez pictures or knowing those are my balls/taint clippers

 

Is he getting the full buzz?

 

I dunno what she’s doing to him had to wash dat damn ring pop 4 times so far I know dat !! Only way to get to sit still

 

America's Funniest, but it's a repeat. I hate reruns, time to switch to Netflix.

 

Dairs feesch dair!!!

 

Random

 

Dair too!!! Feesch!!!!

 

We wuz at dat dar Seafood festival.

 

Dat sounds really good!!!

 

There's some bass lurkin up in there.

 

Random question-

What's the best way to open a wax sealed bottle?

The gal gets nervous every time I open one.












Probably because there's history.

 

Yes sir!! Rite dem dair!! Absolutely!!!

 

Switch to cans.

 

It just won't shut off is all. The switch is a spring loaded toggle, so basically it's in run mode all the time then that switch breaks the circuit. POS but it really has worked for quite awhile.

 

Real men aren't afraid to bleed for their beer.

 

You're welcome to move here.
We rednecks ain't particular.

 

And you though I was joking about a suture kit didn't you