Whatever

Real men use this shit.

 

Memory is fuzzy from that conversation.

I prefer superglue to stitches.

 

Someone told me a long time ago you're supposed to cut away from yourself.

Maybe try a heat gun? Or a weed burner?

Edit: LOL, I don't know how I screwed the quote up that badly hopefully it's fixed now.

 

Thank you for using rednecks and ain't correctly in a sentence.

 

When I bought the one I got they were so cheap discounted I bought the last 2 and gave one to my stepdad. I told him they don't include a suture kit, so don't even remove that protective blade thingy, just look at it and put it back in the case. Forever.
I'll post a picture in a second.

 

Hey, I went back and fixed my screwed up quote. I wouldn't want y'all to think I was... you know...inebriated or somethin'.

 

I ain't.

 

Two fer one; the smoke has cleared and I just flashed someone my wiener who was coming up the field on their side by side

 

Purdy much what she did to my son

 

I need elaboration on this. Was it laundry day and all the pants were in the warsh?

Or was is some sort of wiggly greeting?

 

I just work 3 days this week so believe I'm going to go down to the river and fish and camp out one night next weekend.
I mentioned to the wife and she just said have fun with that
She don't like the camping out very much anymore. Mostly the bugs part.
I usually catch some decent catfish there and usually never see a soul. It's on a gated private farm ground my friend owns.

 

Mine use to get up early and go feesch wif me …. Enjoy yerself! Hopefully ya catch em!!

 

Well, I just whipped it out to let go a whizz and here they come up the property line. I hadn't opened the gate yet so I just quickly holstered it back up.
I wonder if it's the property owner to my south, he might be setting up a deer stand or something because I seen him go down there earlier and then leave. Didn't see him go back down.

 

I so wish I had acreage.


Pissing in someone's general direction is a joy so few people know.

 

7 acres a coworker is selling. I dont think he called realtor yet. He like to get 250k very nice shop arra with waste oil heat in that white building, plus the Morton building and another outbuilding. Good tree line for whacking a couple deer too. About 300 feet of rock road is a plus too.