Whatever

But is she having fun? I’m planning a fall winery girls trip as we speak.

 

It’s so worth it if you do the app! I need to get better. But I’ve found so much stuff that I would have never known the truth that helps my skin

 

Dropped my truck off to be inspected tomorrow.
With Mrs Gritto gone I either had to beg a ride or hoof it back home.
I chose the latter.

First, a shortcut down a grassy lane between cornfields.
Some big-ass walnut trees.



Box Turtle, about half grown



As I climbed Pine Hill and entered the woods, I realized I shoulda put on some bug spray.
So I walked real fast, puffing cigarettes all the way.
No chance to take any more pics.
Made it home in record time and haven't found any ticks...yet.

The End

 

Side note I’m the worst friend to depend on. You want it?! Yes, treat yourself! A girl at work may or may not buy a $600 belt because I told her it’s cheaper than the purses she buys
I’m the worse

 

That's what she says.
I think she's holding out on me with the pictures.
She's messing with me.

 

Dem look like sum Shawshank trees find a lil box wif money?

 

You ain’t wrong!!

 

I wish

 

Nom nom it’s not butter!

 

When my uncle was a kid I heard stories that he always offered to hold the camera of whatever tourist was nearby and take their photo for them. Then he would purposefully photograph their feet or make sure their faces were just out of frame.

He's a bit of an ornery ass.

These photos remind me of that.

 

Agreed. I've found a few items that I like a lot that I wouldn't have tried otherwise. My lipstick collection probably didn't need any help but it's so inexpensive and I can't help myself.

Do I qualify for a replacement purse if I decommission one?

 

Because nothing can go wrong with a gaggle of girls and free wine samples.

 

Y’all don’t want to see mine. I’m on Medicare. They just duct-taped a go-pro to a plumbers snake.

 

After my prostate exam the nurse came in and said the three words I did not want to hear. She said “Who was that?”