Whatever

I have a helmet decal that says “Eat Shit”

 

They would. A nice sport coat and tie would probably be the way to go.

 

They would get their asses kicked wearing that.

 

Wife beater maybe? Cut-off jean shorts?

 

Just nipple clamps.

 

I almost did a time or two...there were times I forgot to hang on.

 

It’s not easy gettin the clamps on them you know. How bouts a little bit of credit?

 

@G8R_Taco !

 

@buffedout

 

@FishnTx

 

Animals I tell ya Animals!!!!

 

Sure, or edit. I'll follow.

 

I've seen a few.

One in East Texas, I was riding my bicycle on a long distance ride. Right around dusk a big ass shadow crossed the dirt road in front of me. Took me a couple seconds to register that it was a bit too big to be a cat.

The other two were in big bend, and I never really caught sight of either, but I knew they were there.

The first one I was hiking, turned around, saw cat prints inside my own tracks. The other...

I was camped out on the river road. Miles from pavement. All night long you could hear the wild burros hawing at each other as they made their way to the river. About 2am or so, there was one that was close. Maybe 200 yards by the sound, though by way sound travels in the desert at night, 200 yards sounds like they're standing 10 feet from your tent.

This burro was agitated. Started hee-hawing louder and faster. Hee-haw...hee-hawheehaw YE--- silence, before it could fully articulate it's yelp. There was an occasional rustle of scrub here and there, but the rest of the night was dead quiet.

When dawn broke, I just packed the car and left. I wasn't really in the mood to go down to the river and investigate.

 

Storytelling.....

 

You should have gone down there. Once they eat, you can get up close and pet them.

 

Yeah, they get all paralyzed n'shit.

 

Well, well so much for toe's randomly laid plans of feeschin, campfires and relaxing.
I spent most of the day cleaning up my moms place. It's was and still is a unimaginable filthy disgusting, bug infested mess. I finally called it enough for the day, turned pilot off on stove and set off 4 bug bombs and vacated. Going for round 2 tomorrow.
Didn't even get a helicopter ride but seen they were still going when I went to store for more cleaning supplies.