Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

I just had someone at work ask me the work equivalent of:
Person says to me
"Can I add some Ford stock to my portfolio?"
Me "yes, go ahead and add some Ford stock"
Person "So, If I want to add stock to my portfolio do I have to buy it?"
Me thinking...um..you've been working here 5 years....you've added stock to your portfolio 1000x....how is this still not clear to you?
I'm not responding to the question. It's asinine.

Uuuuugghhh

 

Not being able to feel it is probably a good thing. A REALLY good thing.

 

hey it sounds like I might be smart enough to work with you.
I don’t know anything about the job either!

 

wait, so you're telling me I've been using my actual money this whole time?...Well this is very distressing news

 

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/w...ds-bitcoin-holdings-11632239764?mod=home-page

 

“They can never beat you if you buy the dips,” Bukele later added.“
True … but only on the deepest dip, good luck with the crystal ball.

 

Anyone know where that Reddit (I think) post of that elaborate Gtii (I think) chart is, the one with the “cup and handle”? That one gave me a good laugh, made me want to make a stock chart of the little dipper pointing to the North star…I want to save that one lol.

 

that IS a cup and handle chart...it breaks out or crashes...its a resumption of support after a dip...

 

I’ll stick with fundamentals and tea leaves…. Gtii being a good example why.

 

Bro, this is jus a realllyy biigggg cup and handle. If you zoom out of the chart you'll see that i'm full of shit

 

So it’s a thing I see. Some disclaimers …
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/cupandhandle.asp
I think other things to take into account are crowd psychology and market manipulation when it comes to short squeezes and meme stocks.

 

Yea for sure. I’ll be falling asleep with the Percocet so I don’t wake up in the night with pain.

haha omg. That’s exactly how my hand feels right now. Like I’ve been sitting on it for 5 hours.

 

Come on, just a few more thousand as a sacrifice

you can have whatever you want

 

unless you're a sovereign country that can just print more money and double down...
house always wins...

also crazy to think about the geopolitical ramifications...financial warfare

 

So remember Bill Hwang...the guy who ran $VIACOM into the ground with his over leveraging with Archegos Capital Management...Well apparently his protoge runs Teng Yue partners which is doing the same thing and under intense scrutiny from the CCP....
and I don't know how they'll KETCHUP with their losses in such a HOT Climate...

 

And here I was thinking that a Scotty Caan Gone in 60 Seconds joke would fly right over peoples heads.
Bravo.

 

What’s more likely:

yankees lose tonight?

Or

Chinese banking holiday bends us all over tomorrow when they resume the shit show?

ah fuck it, we can have BOTH!

 

Well my “conservative” work 401k with INGIX is down -1.97% since 9/16. See? It pays to play it safe boys. Or maybe not.