WTF was I thinking!!!! One can of worms WIDE open.......

Ain't that the truth!!

 

Don't feel bad, we all have slipped on that slope. You know I am all for the truth, but I TRY to put it delicately and dance around the subject by making me the subject, sometimes it takes the sting out. I am no psychologist but the reason she through the bag of chips because what you said was true. We all ( me included ) could use more gym time, so maybe this was a bumpy start, but a start in the right direction. Good luck and remember there is always a hotel somewhere.

 

meh. I tell my wife the truth all the time. I figure if she doesn't want to hear that her ass is fat, she won't ask me "do these jeans make my ass look fat?". She learns not to ask those questions, and I don't have to flip a coin about lying or telling the truth and getting in trouble anyway.

And her ass is fat, but I like it that way.... Makes a nice sound when I smack it....

Also, she weighs 30lbs or so more than me so weigh does come up a few times.

If you can't tell you significant other the truth, then you have issues.

 

holy crap... this thread illustrates my marriage.

 

been there. done that. foreplay can be fun.

 

Keep 'em coming ...I'm having fun reading this stuff.

I guess I'm lucky, as my husband doesn't say much about my size. Every once in a while he'll grab my love handles and start shaking it. I'll then grab his cute little belly roll and shake it.

Hey, that's marriage! It's a GIVE & TAKE!!

 

Her weight? Are you serious? You would have been better off asking if her sister could join you two. No matter how bad you want to say something about their weight.....It NEVER comes out right! It won't be the last time either. Some time, somewhere you'll think its okay then....join the dog on the couch.

 

Damn that is COLD!

 

Yup! I says she's fat or moo like a cow, and she calls me an ass. Or hockey checks me later. It evens out.

Edit: I should probably start testing my food for Arsenic.....

Right. I never comes out right, so just tell it like it is and everyone will either appreciate your honesty and stop asking your opinion. Either way, it keeps you out of trouble once people know what to expect before asking.

 

I never comment about my wifeys weight. But she sure as hell does. She'll complain that she doesn't fit into her jeans but then eats 4 Oreo Cookies. But, I keep my mouth shut. I tell she's still hot. And she's starting to work out at the gym tonight! I know that if I slipped and commented on her weight it would be like I cheated on her.

 

So true...

 

My wife likes to make me dance around that evil topic. It is a lyrical ballet!

 

So I am super bored at work tonight and browsing old topics in gen chat...

This thread made me laugh .

My BF and I have both put on some pounds in the past year and we tease each other about it. At least I'm doing something about it while he is still eating cookies and milk on the couch .

 

See now i have the exact opposite problem. My girlfriend is always saying she's fat (she is by no means fat) and flabby (not even close) and I'll say "you are not fat" and she calls me a liar!

But if I say nothing it means I agree with her.

It's a no-win thing sometimes.

 

speaking of 'no-win'. The wifey lost a few pounds and I didn't notice and pay compliment.....boy did that turn into a hole I didn't think I should have to dig out of.....doesn't matter though, if you say,"your lookin good, looks like you have lost some weight", her response would be, "oh so your saying I was FAT before?!?!?!?!".....mouth shut or open really don't matter, after 17 years I've learned to let it roll off my back with a smile on my face.......

 

yikes! luckily for me, my gf only likes to eat food that is unhealthy for her....and she can't gain weight! She is actually too skinny she says, and i happen to agree she is quite skinny (and i like them slender!). i doubt this conversation would ever come up with us hehe.