For Stock Rigs Only

Forget manhattans, better half and I are sipping spiced apple cider that we pressed ourselves. 'Tis the season.

 

I'm so confused right now. I think your attempt at wittiness sailed right over my head.

 

And right into the mountain below your big brain level

 

I try and be more manlier than I really am...

 

I may or may not have been involved in a rig or 2 .

 

Big Brain? Me?



Not.

 

If you took the rainbow hair dye out of your beard it would really help...

 

I've thought about adding some stickers to the truck. A LGBTQ, don't tread on me, POWMIA, thin blue line, and NRA stickers in a row. That would confuse the fuck outta some people and they wouldn't know what to be mad about

 

Found your senior yearbook picture.

 

Bahahahaha

 

Denim and leather, brought us all together...

 

A tug and a fart, blew us apart...

 

If you only knew the half of it... Wait, what!?

 

Amen


Wait....what?

 

That's cool, more into my bother


Ok, that's enough from me tonight folks!

 

Have a good night, I have to go sign mortgage paperwork. Ciao!

 

It was you that set the spirit free

 

Glad someone got that reference