1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

So you didn't get a package labeled 'Jeff Bezo's pubes'

 

Yeah right.
Watch the Forrest Whitiker eye when you tell them to lube all the zerks.

 

God I wish.

My house got robbed today.


Material possessions are one thing, but knowing that someone was in my house rifling through my damn underwear drawer just leaves you with an unclean feeling.




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Well you are the new neighbor.
Welcome to North Carolina

 

I had a shop break one of them off my solos after an alignment... I should have just financed an alignment rack when I was 14

 

You're lucky.
Shop left my skid pans off.

 

Skid plates are easy, I have to remove the whole ass lca to fish out the reminents of the old zerk

 

That sucks ass dude, was it a break in, or did they find something open/unlocked. Hopefully nothing too valuable or sentimental missing.

 

Once thieves find kinkies in your drawers they come back.
After my 3rd AutoBlow was stolen I started hiding it in the attic.

 

Oh that’s where it is

 

Am I OOTL, the fuck is an autoblow?!

 

Yeah, the old ones in the attic.
New AutoBlow AI is in my lap

 

I just assumed

 

Break in. The ol smash and grab. The items were sentimental but at the end of the day its just things.

The thief was a dumbass that left blood everywhere (my bed looks like someone got stabbed in it) so the cops left with tons of evidence.

I didnt have any sort of cameras or security system as Ive only lived here for 3 months and the thought didnt cross my mind yet. That will change tomorrow.

 

Fuck... Sorry man. I can only imagine how shitty that would feel. Time for an alarm with a Ring system or something along those lines.

 

Sheriff got me sold on Blink cameras.

 

That was an educational 2 mins of website browsing, I think I learned that science has come to far... and those benefitting from said science are cumming too far as well.

 

G'dammit

Dropped off my MIL and my wife at a concert.

Now I'm at Home Depot...and it's just me and the wallet

@Sperrunner

 

I don’t wanna see why you did there but I do

 

Save your duckets, wait for the job to tell you what you need. Otherwise you'll have no duckets haha