1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

It'll also get you sued into oblivion, booby traps are illegal

 

Yea I know. But personally if you break into my house. You deserve what’s coming.

 

The trick is to not let them walk out after they break in

 

fucking lold

 

Be careful, it can turn around real quick with you in prison. You don't wanna know what they do to fun size men in prison.

 

They can’t sue if they’re a gas.

 

Packages were getting snatched

 

Man, lawyers are like the souls of the damned reincarnated, those fuckers could pull an angel out of heaven and triple penetrate it if they wanted to.

 

That really sucks, sorry you have to deal with that BS

 

Most of that stuff is just there to keep honest people honest man. Window locks are pointless when they chuck a brick at it and reach in to unlock it.

The sheriff showed me the live feed at his house through Blink wireless cameras. Looked great, sends motion alerts to your phone and its something I can afford. Id love to put something really nice in but unfortunately I have to replace what was stolen and a window on top of everything.

 

Hmm. If stick won’t work, what about a carrot?


Alexa, deploy the AutoBlow Roombas

 

I use a 4x4x8 steel box trap
Local Sheriff/welder approved.

 

When chick from highschool that’s married and has a kid slides into your DM’s

hmm

 

Window Locks are clamps locked with a small Allen key that prevents the window from sliding part a certain point. Though if your windows don’t have ironwork in em they’re meh. If you laminate your glass, it’s like bulletproof glass where an object won’t penetrate it. It’ll just crack but the glass won’t come out of the frame.

 

I don’t think Jessica will be very happy with that, Justin.

 

Be careful or you'll end up as "supplemental income"

 

Things you know you shouldnt do but want to

 

Ill look into it. Thinking of what this is gonna cost me is making me sick.

What happens when your house is on fire and you need to get out through said window that only opens part way?

 

I recently upgraded my deadbolts to the Grade 1 type, put in elongated strike plates (they came with longer screws), and added reinforcing plates. I did a lot of research and contemplating before I chose these but I have the peace of mind feeling that I've done most of what I can do. Anyone who wants to break in just needs to break a window, so there's not much benefit beyond this.
I do have a couple BNC wired security cams but I want a dedicated DVR so my server isn't using more power than a security subscription would cost.Windows already have locks.

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