Whatever

Exactly. I've often thought as long as theres enough to assure me I'm with a person of the opposite sex, I'm good.
But then here awhile back someone posted a gif that blew that theory out of the water.

 

A friend recently sent me a video titled; things a mechanic is no longer allowed to say. My favorite was instead of trans fluid, it's now called, gender neutral shift juice...

 

Couldn't decide if I wanted any jam or not

It's blueberry jalapeno

 

Rust to the common folk, sweet patina to me and the driving feller. That's a lie, even I wouldn't hang that shit in my shop.

 

If I were as shitty at my job as the weather folks are at theirs.....

10% chance of rain today; so far we've gotten 1/2".....still raining.

 

“You put the roofie in the jello pudding….aaahhhhh” Also Bill Cosby.

 

I can never seem to find the business end of “it”. A little help maybe?

 

He's going about it all wrong, you gotta push it over on it's side.

 

Got it.

 

Wait… does it matter which side?

 

Nah, just get on it.

 

A guy can only take so much of hearing, “that’s not it”. How the hell do they know where I’m aiming.

 

Good for them, they fixed it.

 

I wear earbuds.

 

I spread that on venison and elk backstrap or duck breasts right after I pull them off the grill and let em rest

 

40% isn’t the same with rain and snow. If it’s rain, 40% means that it’s going to rain but the weather person doesn’t want you to be mad at them ahead of time.

 

Gonna drive around in the rain. Free car wash

Have a great day!!

 

Are they something like rosebuds?