Whatever

I have a had a couple of them this week
Not my ideal day, but they were mine nonetheless

 

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toliet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?'

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.'

After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?'

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?'

The next thing I heard him say was "sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.'

 

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.

Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's your Mum, is it?"

 

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop jerking off.
When I asked why, she said, "because I'm trying to examine you!"

 

Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box.
Such a pity it was a puppy

 

this, may have been a good thing ?

 

so.........38 years ago today............we did a thing.........

 

Congrats!!!

 

Good for you!

Congrats!!

Good morning all!

 

What company is that ?

 

Whateverville

 

Good Morning. I was walking through an alley last night and saw a sign that said “Cock Fights”. I went in but there were no roosters, just 2 dudes. That was weird.

 

WTF is she doing with you? j/k Happy Anniversary!

 

Good morning

 

Somewhere along those lines. See many massholes , my brother and his wife included, come here for their smokes. No sales tax and all that. Much cheaper. Alcohol as well

 

What are you distributing

 

Happy Anniversary!

 

Good morning whateverers,
I was seriously going to try and work a full 40 hours this week but I have 5 hours personal holiday that needs burn before years end...
Time to grab a cup o coffee, I got to brew today so it's of the heavy duty variety

 

thanks awl, the owner of the dealership i worked at, at the time MADE us take this on our honeymoon....



had 9 miles on it when we left....3200, when we got back...