Whatever

what animal ordered a $7 Budweiser and did you beat him for it?

 

Yes. Wait. What are we talking about here?

Also added to my Tinder profile.

 

Achy breaky back.

 

It’s California. That’s normal.

Edit: plus it’s a business expense.

 

$7 bud heavy . Lawd have mercy hey-zus chris-toe!

 

First time seeing them?
Shocking.... I know.

 

Blackened swordfish? I had tomato soup and a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch

 

No. $7 and I was getting a craft beer from a brewery. You SoCal folks are crazy on a whole other level (which is why we never shared regional threads ).

 

Who’s going second ??

 

Men look at boobs the way women look at puppies in the pet shop. We just want to set them free and play with them.

 

2 guests?

 

One of our group may have reached over the fence and pinched a bit of the herb.

 

I hate thieves

Fire him

 

He’s one of my clients who brings me new business. Hard to justify firing him.

 

Yeah but… he’s drying it in the microwave. There’s gotta be a line

 

I just got these into the ground early September and the flowers are still blooming and my mint has been exploding. really hoping that they overwinter well.

 

Who has the time and patience to let it dry naturally?

 

I’m starting to question if you fellas should be left unsupervised……I’m available for the job and can fly out tonight . Looks like you’re having so much fun!