Whatever

I give up trying to buy myself a flannel. Anymore I just tell the wife, "honey, i bought you a new shirt".

 

Is it troo dat David Lee Roth is gunna crash da party???? Dat wood be badass !!

 

It looks like a nursing home in there.

I'm old too

 

I think that might be Keith Richards trying to be incognito

 

Really wanna save up and go visit da mistic yogas over at @Hobbs lake
Heard yer another person leavin dat place

 

Yeah. My wife always swiped my t-shirts and sweatshirts and stuff. But anytime I put on her dresses or bras or anything then she’s all “we need to talk”

 

Mistic yogas

 

I'll meet you there if you do.

 

Heard while yer on dat lake if you listen very carefully you can actually hear dem whimpers Ahhh never mind screw dat up

 

I wanna hear em!

 

Looks like it's 70's night.....

 

I just updated my health insurance thru work; it seems as though I can save a bundle if I don't smoke, chew, drink alcohol, eat trans fat, saturated fat, normal people fat, no dairy, sugar, frutose, glucose, salt, pepper, protein(limited; I'll give em that one), text while driving, drive while texting, cuss, slander, cheat on tests, wear ugly pants, drink soda, coffee, tea, tap water, well water, rain, wear bifocals, drive a truck, no chips, fries, carbs, mufflers, headers, wood ( ), no goats in the house, can't say the word midget twice in a month, no unprotected sex, no protected sex, no Netflix, skinflix, pornhub, youtube, or public television.

 

So you telling us lie, lie, lie!
Supposed to keep that

 

Dis!!!!

 

Lol!

Well… I mean Sammy Hagar is kinda ‘80s-‘90s so I dunno.

 

Sometimes ya gotta stretch it.