Whatever

Welp sounds like an owner of a she shed has plenty of werk for someone like yerself .. I’ll put a good werd in

 

No need, I'm milking the unemployment. Legitimate work offers tend to mess that up.

 

Good Morning. I woke up with a bonus this morning but I pissed it away.

And yes, I made that up, can you tell?

 

Mernin captain

 

I gave it a go... but as a new guy... working late... I can safely state that the tea you call sweet is probably rowdy. Someone got hands on that.

 

Dis dis definitely

 

I blame that effin @Gritto

 

I don't know what a gritto is. But he sounds nefarious

 

The most nefarious mo’fucka on this side of the Pecos.

 

Yea!! but .but ..butt…

 

Sounds like we should pic a fight with em.

@Gritto "Hey, don't know you, but something offensive and ragey... maybe you knew a not so nice person at one point.. and fk them!"


I did the thing

 

He’s too wise to take the bait. He’s been around for something like 150 years so he had to learn something in all that time. I try to go easy on him most of the time because I suspect that he may be my father.

 

So do I just get straight at em? All "fk you" or?

 

No! You’re gonna fark up my chances of ever collecting on that back child support if you piss him off.

 

Fk... I hate to be the guy.... but.... you ain't getting a penny. I hate having to say this. Mostly because I hate the word "aint"

But it seemed appropriate.

 

I’m not worried about collecting. I’ve got many angles. The next one will be the altar boy/ Cub Scout route. Gottsa get pait.

 

Here I sit so broken hearted
Came to chit but spent too much time on TW and I’m late for work… again.

 

Damn. I actually had already been planning my response to your foresaid response (is that a word?)
@Gritto ain't messing with some chump