Took a second! (Them Dumb Moments) Own it!

Looked up the hiring manager I sent this email too on LinkedIn, he has his title set to HMFIC. Think I’m in the clear for the McRib name on my Gmail.

 

On a lighter note, that's a great way to rapidly introduce your immune system to the new environment.

This company sounds amazing.

 

The little access panel to the oil drain plug on new range rovers is a lie… you can undo the drain bolt but all the oil goes past the open panel and all over the skid plate.

 

Toyota truck pro skid plates… they all lies!

 

I’ve shot a lot of guns… pistols, shotguns, m240, m134 (minigun), high powered rifles, etc. About 14 years ago was my first time shooting a high powered rifle with a scope and I was reminded that they have kick. The scope hit my safety glasses, rose up and cut my forehead. I took 7 stitches and after 15 years I still have a very visible scar above my right eye. Occasionally someone will see it and immediately identify a scope mark.

 

My fixtures take them, but I have dimmables upstairs. The old style dimmable switches didn't work with LED dimmable bulbs. Not something I could have known but was a "oh, really" moment when my buddy who is an electrician explained it.

 

Saw this one on a TIFU compilation on Reddit.

Guy bought a bottle of The Source hot sauce..hottest going and it warns use one drop diluted only etc. Has some friends over and cooks dinner for them all..spaghetti, wings, etc..and they all knew what they were getting prior.

Later on, guy goes to bed and goes down on his wife, then the sexy time commences. A few minutes in she starts feeling pain worse and worse..then it dawned on them, the sauce from his tongue. She ran to the bathroom and poured milk on her crotch. A minute later he pours himself a tall glass of milk and inserted himself..yow!!

 

Just came across this thread. I've done a LOT in my 60 years, but this one is about my daughter.

When we were teaching her how to drive, she was driving down a two way road as usual, when she suddenly quipped, "what's the left side of the road for?"

And she WASN'T joking.

 

Ohh that’s great!!