Birthday coming soon.... I don't know what to ask for!

Birfday coming up in a few weeks and the wife asked me what I wanted.... I froze, I panicked, I pulled a 3 Stooges and ran into the wall.
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What would you ask for with a budget of say... $200 - $300

There are a few things I have had my eye on.... black bumper caps, black fender flares, cold air intake.... recovery tools/boards/etc....leveling kit, cash toward a lift kit (impersonal my wife says)...

Pretty stock thus far cept' an OV tune and some exterior cosmetics, rack and roof tent....

Maybe outside the Taco Universe.... outdoor / overlanding gear?

Help a brotha out...

 

Steak dinner?

 

Steak dinner. Follow with a massage and a happy ending.

 

"Get out jail free card"

For that moment you bought her the wrong gift, over cooked dinner, or forgot something major.

She cannot get mad at you at all.

 

Good luck getting that gift.

 

Ran out of those a long time ago my friend.

 

For $200-$300, you could get a package of traction boards, a battery jump pack, and a first aid kit. Call it a "Get our of minor trouble," pack.

 

Stripper.

 

Within the given budget; I use recovery strap(s) and D-Shackles, the most.

 

Hookers and Blow.

 

Point her to the Meso site. Whatever is in stock....that.

And if you dont look, its still a surprise.

 

Electric Chainsaw.

 

If you don't have recovery boards, go for a set of Maxtrax (or similar quality boards).

Something cheaper, Jump packs are great. We love our Gooloo branded ones. I have two, bought a pile of them for family members, and my roomie just bought a couple as well. I haven't heard of one failing yet. They are great for camping, too, since you can recharge phones, and with a cig port/12v adapter I've run my water pump and a bunch of LED lanterns strung together, too.

@Stocklocker's idea of a chainsaw is great too. Electric is absolutely the way to go for intermittent use off the truck. Something in the 50-60 volt range. I've got the 56v Ego w 14inch bar. Only used it a couple times, but was awesome to have when I needed it!

 

Second meso or a battery jump pack

 

I mean... How close are you to Mexico?

 

Crypto gift card

 

Traction boards!

 

Set of Hikari LED lows and high beams. Oh wait I forgot you’ll blind on coming traffic and they don’t work
Or…
Can never have enough Ammo!

 

What kind of mounting pins are those and how does one install them?

 

If you don’t have one a bed Mat