Whatever

Slightly different than a potato in the tailpipe trick….

 

How long was your wait to dock your truck?

 

My brother and nephews Harleys are in my garage. After I kill this bottle of vodka I might try that.

 

He sleepin'
What a Leaker

 

Leaker??? Good thing rite??? R sumthing a doctor needs to look at

 

https://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc

 

You get dem hemmis looked at?

 

Random life tip…

If you’re staying in a 300 year old hotel with a tragic past, and a door opens by itself, don’t go in there.

 

So....my kid stopped across the street and drank a beer with the neighbors; the neighbor text later and told me he and his wife had given my kid full access to their life savings and 401k's. That's my boy

 

Nope Dat lil biddy thing… dat ain’t nuttin butt had da wife check it out

 

Biff

 

Sir Bobs-alot

 

Sounds like a whore

 

Slut…

 

I'm literally right here.

 

I’m so lazy…

*HOW LAZY ARE YOU?*

I’m so lazy, my smoke alarm has a snooze button.

 

Bob u see dem skeeters in dat pic I posted ?