Whatever

I don't know how your ass just doesn't spontaneously combust with how often you eat that.

 

Which one?

 

actually made me laugh

 

It’s been a couple weeks !

 

A Walmart closed surprised me

 

Well…. They were give us wine slushy shots. Think anything goes. There was a fella in there in sweats with socks and flip flops. Think I could pull off sneaking you boys in with me next time.

 

We gotta go look fer new dudes!

 

No, I literally meant which one closed.

I am from the area. I worked off Zinfandel.

 

Ok, we’ll go shopping after.

 

I wished dey were opened 24 hrs like dey use too! Me gettin up at crazy hrs was da best to go in dair Nobody dair!!!

 

Are sandy and Karen gunna pillow fight later?

 

I could tell them the other called em a cunt to piss them off… maybe they’d pillow fight it out!

You’re welcome I’m a good wing woman.

 

A couple pics of the craziness that went on last night. Buddy heard loud music and then something else. Turns out the something else was someone stealing a fire hydrant.. Oh, that someone was probably a neighbor, as those marks in the road lead directly to and up onto their driveway...
This morning there was vehicle plastic and debris everywhere and down the street. Don't know how this thing didn't hit any vehicles as it clearly was flying all over the place
More pics after work

 

People suck.

 

yeah, and apparently are also massive idiots to "supposedly" vandalize city property in their own neighborhood.

 

OP, efficiently burns it, mo betta for der atmosphere

 

https://youtu.be/CNAkbbKycCM

 

Nope no toots just high motabolism

 

“Yesterday, I was sittin’ on a beanbag chair nekkid, eatin’ Cheetos and flippin’ through the television and I saw Robert Tilton.

He’s a televangelist from Dallas, and uh, he was starin’ at me. And he said this. He said,

“Are you lonely?”

Yeah

“Have you spent half your life in bars, pursuing sins of the flesh?”

This guy’s good

“Are you sitting in a beanbag chair, naked, eating Cheetos?”

YES, SIR!

“Do you feel the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?”

Close! I thought he was talkin’ about me there for a second!”

- Ron White