Whatever

It’s early here on the west coast

 

It's medium here in the midwest.

 

This is a good football game

 

Go Bills!!

 

Did @SRH the "secretary" forget about you too?

 

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

 

Dammit!! I had no idea I had to be on call for whatever!

@LX5708

So… new fella…I’m sure you’ve seen how this works around here. We’re a bunch of nosy fuckers and we want to know what you look like and we want all up in your business. Post a selfie and tag @feeschintx so he can add your pic to the family photo album on the first post. If you don’t believe me, which you most times shouldn’t… go look. You'll see we’re all there. Next spill all of your deepest secrets to us so we can judge welcome you Welcome to the shit show!

 

Not so fast….

 

what if I don’t like my picture all over the web?!? Is that bad?!?

 

You’ll just have to get over it and trust us

 

I promise I'll only jack off to it once.

 

Its just on 1 post, on one thread, on one forum, on the entire infinite internet.

 

Good point!! You’ll have to take over with the new guy tonight…. I’m out.

Don’t stay up too late and keep it down…Gnite all.

 

Okay, she’s gone. Bring in the goat, the jello and tequila. Let the shenanigans begin

 

@LX5708 listen to the little lady. You don't want to cross her, trust me. You've been skating on the edge long enough, jump into the fam with both feet and post a pic for Shauna and tag @feeschintx with Page 1 permissions.

By the way, how old are you? What do you do for work? What size tires ?

 

Shauna brings the jello though?

 

She brings that lime shit. We need strawberry

 

I tell my son he can’t do it so I have to set an example and not do it either. I don’t do Facebook, Instagram or anything like that. As matter of fact TW is really the only thing I do on the interweb really and the occasional YouTube.