Whatever

I'll read it.

 

Agree on Suspicious Minds. But I actually like the cover by Waylon Jennings and Jessi Colter best

 

Morning whatever’s

 

Come on big brown truck!

 

My wife and I divorced over our religious differences. I was Catholic. She was The Devil

 

What are you getting?

 

A jump-start pack to keep in the truck. The other day I stopped at the Sheetz before going into work. Guy asked me to jump his car and I had to decline due to the fear of something going totally wrong with all the electronic gizmos in the truck. I felt bad and knew karma would catch up to me, so I decided to finally get one. Gonna order another one to keep in the Talon and Camry just to have in case.

 

...yes, that's all i pulled from that paragraph!

 

The DSM variety, not the bird

 

Sometimes it feels my superiors haven't read enough

 

I'm not familiar with this cover, but I do quite like the cover that Dwight Yoakam did on "Last Chance For A Thousand Years" in 1999.

 

You've hit my last nerve YouTube with your ads interrupting a music playlist.

Pandora, you're up to bat.

 

I can relate. Went through that very scenario in 2018.

 

I have the $5 plan for Pandora. No ads, can skip a bunch of songs. Great for listening to hours on end in the garage or on the road.

Now, in the house I'll use my computer to play music through YouTube, but I have an ad blocker on my browser...

 

Random historical quotes...

"Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage!" - Amelia Earhart
"Yes, they're mountain-grown" - Dolly Parton
"Does this fig leaf make me look fat?" - Eve
"A house divided... is a condominium" - Abraham Lincoln
"Not now, I'm on the throne" - Queen Elizabeth
"I got more ribs - you got more broads?" - Adam
"Not so fast: what about the loose change in your pockets?" - Joanne Carson
"My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash" - John Travolta
"I will not live in a house with a Little John" - Maid Marion
"What do you mean you have nothing to wear?" - Adam
"Wear your galoshes; I've never tried this before" - Moses
"Who doesn't have a headache tonight?" - King Solomon
"Who sent for all this ice?" - Titanic Captain Edward Smith
"Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea" - King Henry VIII
"If I never tell a lie, how am I ever gonna become President?" - George Washington
"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected" - Dr. Spock
"I know it’s not a lamp, keep rubbing!" - Aladdin
"We're only in the air twelve seconds; how the hell did our luggage get to Cleveland?" - Orville Wright

 

Good catch
Things that make ya say -WTF

 

On August 16,1977 ( I was 10), I stole someone’s Old Gold cigarettes and snuck off to smoke . In my attempt to be “cool “ I only succeeded in getting sick. I trudged home not feeling well only to find my mom in tears that Elvis had died . Guess I’ll go up stairs and be sick….

 

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