Whatever

I like this pole!

 

That’s what she said. Well, that’s what I wanted her to say anyways.

 

Before the people go nuts over how expensive that is, let them take a non-toll route once. Yea, they'll be happy to pay the toll after that. I had to take my mother to the cancer center in York several times these past months (everything is ok btw, just one quick surgery in a couple weeks and all is taken care of) and the easiest route from my house was the Turnpike to 83. Route 30 is riddled with traffic lights and mountains, yea screw that. It was $14.60 each time, but money well spent to avoid frustration.

 

I don’t like shrimp. But I can down some oysters!!! Have had some really good clams. Crab is also amazing.

 

Licorice asparagus mayonnaise! Prove me wrong!

Storyboard: Lick her ass spare a gush o’ mayonnaise!

Wait did I already post a storyboard, can’t remember!

 

I think sea food in general is ok, just not worth the expense and trouble eating the shit. Crab for example. I'd go get me a package of mock crab, smother it in butter and yum yum, digging and cracking on a actual shrimp..nah. then theres a time I ordered a lobster, that thing was like chewing on a friggin giant super bounce ball out of a gumball machine.....rofl:).
A big old chunk of broiled or grilled swordfish, now were talking.

 

I’m glad you mom is ok. That’s a nice ride through there. When I go to Bedford, I take 80 to 99 and usually come back the same way, but every now and the I take 76 to 81 but I’m not a fan of 81 so unless I have to pick up over that way, I avoid it.

 

81 is a dumpster fire. When I traveled for work I frequented that interstate and it almost sent me into the insane asylum. The worst was 78/22 near Allentown, that shit was a nightmare. Don't get me started on I-95/276/76/476 in Philadelphia

From where I live Bedford is a nice 40 minute drive on US30 through the mountains. That journey I do like, until I get behind a semi on Sideling Hill... Reminds me, I need to stop by the O'Reilly's in Bedford for some Wix filters...

 

All of I-81 in TN sucks ass!! Luckily I don’t get on it much. It also sucks in VA, but VA just sucks on it’s own.

 

There ain't enough onions for me to eat entrails. Well, except in giblet gravy. I love that stuff.

 

They wanna get you in the door so they can flock on you like seagulls

 

PSA: Remove contacts before playing with hot nuts! Even if you’re fingering a few gummie bears!



IT burns!!! Even after a 20 second wash with non-scented Palmolive n hot water!

 

Oh I know!! That’s why I didn’t stop and look at it in person.

 

I love mushrooms

 

Weirdos

 

Hey @Hobbs

I noticed your new tag line:

"The Autumn Moon Lights My Way"

You're okay, man

https://youtu.be/zg2njQzgMWg

 

https://youtu.be/8LnbRJWwy-k

 

Sooo...no Hog Maw for you, huh?

 

Never had no turnip greens ,oysters or tofu .