Cilantro or CilantNO

Wow, they ruined your Tacos and your French Fries.

 

Tortillas don't look fresh.

 

Must the guac be so over processed and runny? True artisans use a fork, not a food processor. C-

 

You've never had pho? Sounds like you haven't seen a thing or 2

 

I've had pho, but asked for no grass clippings. They look at me funny, but I'm giving them money so they leave it off anyhow.

 

I use a pastry cutter...chunky and creamy

 

I use a molcajete, the way God intended!

 

That’s the perfect tool for the job.

I like to make chunky guac with a base of chunky pico. And of course plenty of cilantro.

 

FTFY

 

I just take a bite of avocado, then tomato, the onion, then cilantro and mix it all in my mouth.. The natural way.

 

I put coffee grounds in my mouth and take a swig of boiling water.

 

You are more manly than me.

 

Some haters on my taco pic in here… Haha! I’ve eaten a lot of tacos in my day from a lot of places and I assure you those are delicious but to each his own I guess.

 

The fries have me so confused. It's like Taco Bell fucked your meal?

 

According to urban dictionary that’s a compliment?

 

Give some bulk to your shits.

 

The local taco places also sell fries like this. My girl says normally you'd get the fries with chicken, but not tacos.

 

Cilantro Chicken?

 

It’s a taco, burrito, torta place but they also randomly sell burgers and fries. I’m a sucker for cheese fries so never pass’em up.