Whatever

Sure, we'll allow it.

 

Wait!!! I think I can retract that no.

When we were kids, we had sections of the sidewalk that were marked with an ‘S’. If you stepped on that section, it would act as quicksand and suck you into the ground.

So to not suffer that fate, you’d have to jump over the part of the sidewalk marked with the ‘S’

 

Ah soo Gwasshoppa.

 

I smoked a lot of pot as a kid. What can I say

 

I had to go to Canada a lot back in my trucking days. I found a really fun thing to do there is get the hell out of there.

 

I got my bearing replacement in the glove compartment. Also have a tool for it. Figuring it should have got done when I had it apart for new CV and wheel bearing but then I said I'll have an other beer. Well its still right where I put it.

 

Yup, plus thought I’d see a lot more of it around

 

Morning and happy Saturday

Those of you willing to fart popcorn are a brave bunch.

We're very very lucky with Jean Luc. Like everything you would think about a cat besides the fact they want to make you fall to your death doesn't apply to him. Our furniture is unmarred, he doesn't climb on everything although I will let him go above the kitchen cabinets, he doesn't chew on our plants, no accidents outside the box, etc... Even hairball occurrences are maybe a handful of times during the year and that's impressive with his fluffiness and constant grooming.

Hair ties, plastic caps, Amazon bags (the thicker the plastic the better) and any sort of silicon item are his prey of choice. He's an odd duck

Agreed. I really expected everyone to have dangerous wells just sitting around for you to fall into.

 

I told my son “Go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen”
He came back with 12 loaves of bread.

 

Goodmorning whateverers

Regarding the poll; we talking for consumption?

 

We had three before moving... We shed a lot of weight, and I just need to get a second one. Having the spare on my swingout makes it easy to be lazy about it.

 

Consumption? Umm... That wasn't my intent...

 

Judge: Sir, you’ve been brought here for drinking

Me: Great! Let’s get started!

 

Good Morning. I’m so happy I could shit.

 

Next year he will be bigger.

 

Highlight of your morning so far huh?
Go churn some butter before noon

 

Highlight of my life. Sure beats not shittin.