1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Portrait of?...

 

Only real playas drive 1970’s British Leyland Olympia double decker buses

 

Are you sure about that?

 

Remind me of all this when you move and want help getting settled in

 

There are two things I won't do, help anyone move and ask anyone to help me move.

 

I already knew. Stop wasting my time.

 

Remove the drive way and replace with gravel.

truck leaks? Just move the gravel around a bit

 

That just makes me think your ass is fat

 

They have development in neighboring counties, and just in a few cities within the same county.

None are HOA; they're generally more expensive though than the other developers so that's the catch.

 

Better yet, just tell the developer to not pour the driveway. Just do old gravel with weeds growing up through it instead.

 

Then speek Engrish

 

6' 2" and 168lbs, definitely not fat haha

Moving is just a miserable experience and I don't want to commiserate.

 

I'll insist on helping Ryan though.

Even get his driveway pre-lubed for him...

Wait, that sounded wrong...

 

Make sure to stream that on your OnlyFans

 

Give it time, it takes awhile for the army of neighborhood Karens to assemble.

Before you know it, you'll be having your grass measured every week and a notice on the door when its .0001" too tall.

 

"2guys1driveway"

 

moving fuckign sucks

 

I was agreeing with you idiot

 

It made me chuckle to picture a ham planet Karen pulling out a depth micrometer to measure a blade of grass