60+ year old thread.

Here’s a hint.
Hide just around the corner on the porch side.
When one gets up to go pee Steal their chair..
They will never know where they were sitting and wander aimlessly around and go to bed..

 

OK folks I have been lurking for awhile. Short introduction little over the young age of 66.Director of Pulmonary Services for almost 40 years. Point in my life where i tell the CEO write me a big check and i will retire. Covid sucks so I might as well keep working and socking away money. I'll gladly fill the cooler up and sweep the front porch.
Jim

 

Evening all:
Welcome aboard Jim, after you fill up the cooler pull up a chair on the porch and join in, we are open to discussion on anything and everything---- EXCEPT POLITICS, the mods. don't like that will give us a time out!

 

SWEEP??? SWEEP??? We spend all this time building up a nice patina and you want to SWEEP???

Whatever floats your boat but I'm not lifting my feet.

 

Sweeping creates dust.
Bad Ju Ju..

 

Alright I''ll just open a cold one and join you.

 

I WILL NOT!

Welcome. Speaking of the cold beer, food is always a popular topic..... bonus for combining the two

 

Good morning everyone and welcome Jim! I turned 66 in April - retired last year for the 2d time...and loving life.

Heading out in this balmy 23F weather this morning to crew a hot air balloon flight. One of the passengers is a terminally ill cancer patient - bucket list flight.

Be safe and enjoy the day!!

 

Welcome Jim! We're happy to welcome you among us. This is a neat forum. You'll love it.

 

So that is what is going on. Has happened to me a few times.

Welcome Jim!

I think I am going to a concert tonight but it might be next weekend.

We prepped a small garden bed yesterday for some Iris transplants today. I have some, from my dad's Iris bed, that we want in a new location and we pick up some from my SIL in Michigan. Going to be a fairly busy day. Went to Lowes yesterday and they were out of mulch. I will go to the local garden center this morning and get two or three bags.

 

Well I’m only 55 but normally feel 75 so just thought I’d stop in and see what I have to look forward to in this room in 5 years, I’m getting ready though by telling all the shithead kids to get off my damn lawn and I’m going to bed at 9:00 so I’m up at 4:30-5:00 to do not a DAMN thing except perculate a cup of coffee and stare out the kitchen window. OH GOD IVE TURNED INTO MY PATENTS!!! Shit!!! Oh yeah and I walk my dog every morning and pick up all the trash in the neighborhood while bitching about the neighbor kids throwing their trash in the street instead of using a trash can. So yeah I think I’m ready? See ya all in 5 years! HA HA HA HA. UGHH!!!

 

looks like you need to get yourself one of those Tacoma bed Matt’s made out of heavy duty rubber and retire the blankets in the bed of your truck. I got mine and love it because crap doesn’t slide all over the bed of my truck anymore and I was able to retire the custom cut cardboard I made for the back of my truck. I got my bed matt off eBay. Was a good investment. Just a thought?

 

Sad isn’t it.

 

Yes very

 

That's my neighbors Chevy!
I can't see my bed floor anymore!

 

Good Morning Porch Pals & Gals! Looks to be a beautiful weekend back into the 70's. Got to work on that greenhouse door, but I don't want to work too hard this weekend, so I bet I just putz along. If I have to start something new, that can wait until Monday!
Have a great weekend everyone.

 

My kids got me a Toyota bed mat for Christmas a couple of years ago. It made a huge difference in the stability of just about anything in the bed. Of course dragging the golf club bag out is a little harder but that's a small price to pay .

 

I think I broke protocol when I replied to a comment in here before introducing myself. My name is Jack, turned 60 in September. Bought my Taco last year with the intent of making it my last vehicle. Been admiring these trucks for a long time and finally joined the club. I forgot to ask for the senior discount though. Cheers.

 

Welcome to the porch Jack. Pull up a chair and newbies fill the the cooler first time. Good people here and we don’t got no stinking protocols.