Whatever

You can probably just pee your pants and they’ll probably send you home but will get absolutely no sympathy and they’ll also make up crude nicknames for you. Stick to pooping your pants.

 

I’d urge you to seriously think this thru before you make a decision….what about your truck on the drive home??

 

I laughed too hard at this one.

 

Yeah, what about it? You can’t go worrying about all of these minor details. The question is, “do you really want to get out of work”.

 

Ps: this is why you have to charge people for imparting your knowledge upon them. When you give it away for free, they tend to question everything.

 

Facts.

 

Between me, the whatevers and whoever is monitoring this computer, I had an emergency once before where no bathroom was available and the only thing to wipe with was a paper bag. You hover above the seat using the steering wheel to hold you up and try to avoid putting too much weight on that go pedal

 

We went to Sams club earlier, they were playing Christmas music, did it put me in the Christmas Mood…Fuck No!!

 

You go girl!

 

Afternoon folks!

Had to take today off for an appointment early this morning and then picked up some odd and ends stuff for the car from the previous owner. Sun is out, so garage doors are open and I'm hanging out in here for a while!

 

I was a truck driver for most of my life. The bowel and bladder stories I could tell. But I won’t. Those are my own private fond memories.

 

I've came to the conclusion that my bowhunting skillz suck. That is all. For now.

 

I'm goin home early. I've given up on these people and those I work with

 

So, two race horses are talking…

First horse: It was so weird. I never thought I could win that race.

Second horse: Same here. I didn’t know I had it in me.

Passing dog: Guys, your trainers are obviously shooting you up with drugs to make you run faster

First horse: Holy shit! A talking dog!

 

Been messin wif packing on a pump fer 45 mins … think I got it

 

We still have pumpkins on our porch

 

Yikes!!

 

Me too! Usually until they rot bc I always forget they're there..