Whatever

I’m stealing this… my counterpart tells dad jokes all day. When I tell one, he steals it. I’m tired of hearing the same jokes. It’ll be my way of giving him new material without him knowing

 

But, you’re not a dad. So that would be a faux pa

 

Then I’ll name change it to dumb jokes…. That work?

 

I’m a problem solver

 

Well I started clearing everything off the work bench, but said the Hell with it and grabbed a beer



Maybe next weekend...

 

Here’s another for you…

My wife said: “You hate all my relatives”

I said: “That’s not true. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot more than I like mine”

 

That was a nice like 30 min snooze

 

It takes 5 minutes to walk to the bar.
It takes 30 minutes to walk back home.
The difference is staggering.

 

Random life tip…

Mardi Gras is a lot of fun. Drinking in the street, Hot, young girls flashing their boobs. But guys, no matter how much they beg, do not flash them back.
I don’t know a lot about jail but I know drunk, handcuffed, my pants down and covered in beads is not how I want to arrive.

 

Rando paint mix

 

203 messages behind!

 

I have a subscription to John's Webcam. The Loch Ness Monster is real. So.....might need to take that one off the list.

@Taco critter

 

Did you atleast screen shot that for me?

 

I couldn't get it all in one shot.

My wife has been staying up awfully late "watching TV" on her laptop. She always has her pants off too. Strange

 

Trying to make the connection between this and Nessie

 

You mean........


I'm doomed.

 

The connection is everyone is on the lookout for a sighting of said creature / event

 

There's a double meaning behind this, but I just can't put my hand on it.

Shit, there's another pun