Whatever

I mean I like guys, but I like bacon too

 

Anybody know how to get rid of Japanese lady bugs?

 

depends on which bugs the Japanese lady has got

 

Oldest trick in the book.
Tell them “Lady bug, lady bug, fly away home. Your house is on fire and your kids are all alone”

 

I think he's saying he has bad choice in men.. Or bacon? Maybe I'm confused as well cause I like them both a lot

Burn it...

Kidding. I feel your pain. I've been dealing with some other sort of insect all summer. Vacuuming constantly is about all I can do

 

I knew there was a joke in there that I was missing

 

Seemed like a Guy in a Colleges type question ?


Are these the ones that are all pixelated ?

 

Can you feel the glare I’m giving you right now

well apparently I’ve got bad taste in men as well

 

You and Adam have a ton in common.....except you smell better, don't have much of a beard and lack the toe hair and scrotum......oh, and you are infinitely better looking.

Aside from those minor differences.....you're practically twinzies

 

These little bastards

 

you bet I can

 

You have to be of a certain age to even know that one.

Sadly........I know that one.

 

I thought that was doodle bugs?

 

I read where there is an invasion of them. It said to simply vacuum them up.

 

We have 3 cats. It's hilarious to see millions of years of evolution at work. Anything that flies and/or crawls last less than 30 seconds in our house

 

That rhyme is wack. Home and alone don’t rhyme. We need @StayinStock to rewrite this so it has better flow.

 

If this is ok...."put yo hands in the aiya if you's a true playa". Then the ladybugs are good to go

 

Pfft. Let the master handle this one.

 

Taken from Notorious BIG

Point is....rap/hip hop songs rhyme sheet that shouldn't even be in the same sentence sometimes.

I think will should leave the ladybugs alone.