THE OFFICIAL 2021 TW SECRET SANTA THREAD *SIGNUPS ARE CLOSED*

When you find out you dont have enough TW street cred to sign up.

 

Molasses or maple syrup?

 

Not even breakfast grits? Or fried mush?

 

let me clarify. I don’t want to participate in TWSS other than to be a back up if needed.

Can you comprehend that?

There wasn’t an option for that in your little sign-up form.

 

That little nugget would have helped with the original post.

 

You all could have asked before going into attack mode.

 

I was being silly, and my comment included any possible other interpretations.

 

22K posts….. have you NOT BEEN on TW?
You might have lead with “what size tire…”

 

Everybody should check their inbox/spam for a verification email and verify they entered their info correctly. The list would be pointless if everyone didn't rely on broken Autofill, or remembered where they live.

 

mare you referring to the google form being incomplete? Not trying to be difficult but I’ve reviewed it a few times and all the lines appear to be filled out.

 

Thank you. I’m an idiot

 

Attack mode? Sarcasm mode, definitely- but attack mode?!

 

Lol

 

I’m friggin’ IN! Missed the signup last year, but I’m gonna secret the hell outta someone’s Santa this year, and stuff.

Just out of curiosity are there USPS shipping restrictions on lumps of coal to be aware of? How many lumps does $30 buy anyway?

I kid, I kid!

 

You just have to mark the contents as flammable, though I had better luck using YRC shipping a pallet of it to my victim last year.