Whatever

That's why I voted for the aliens. Humans can't be trusted yet to fly or breathe underwater without destroying everything.

 

Yeah , and some idiot landing on a vintage car and destroying it

 

I tried to communicate with the aliens but didn’t get too far. They talk real fast.

 

Natural selection at its best

 

The aliens I’m most familiar with around here is the illegal kind

 

Could you imagine how fast you could get from point A to point B if you could fly?

 

Yup. When birds fly, one turns, they all turn at the same time. People would fukk that up big time.

 

Yet people would still show up to work late

 

I don’t ask them what planet they came from but judging by their space ships, they appear to be from the planet Honda.

 

This one dude in Vegas, dressed up like Elvis, offered to anally probe me. The truth is out there.

 

This is pry true!!! Some peoples kids

 

Boss: You should have been here at 8:30!

Me: Why? What happened at 8:30?

 

You get his number by chance?

 

Georgia for the win.

 

I have a wife that likes teriyaki. That way peanut butter dont make a mess.

 

Doesn't have to be peanut butter.

 

Yeah. Unless some crazy shit happens.

 

Randoe